I was flipping around the TV last night and it wasn't long before I found myself watching the end of one of the newer prime-time game shows: "1 vs. 100". Yup, the show where lucky contestants try to outlast the 100-person "mob" in answering random trivia questions correctly. Last night was "Battle of the Sexes" night, and the contestant chosen to represent men everywhere in a test of wits with 100 women was young Jason Luna, who surprised us all by correctly answering a question the remaining 18 people in the mob got wrong and winning the elusive million dollar prize. It was definitely the best (and only) 5 minutes of the show I've seen.
The B-list celebrity host for this "Deal or no Deal" cousin is Bob Saget, star of " America's Funniest Home Videos " and " Full House " (though his role in " Half Baked " shattered that goofy fun-loving image of him to me forever). His site features this rap song that you listen to for a while and then realize it's about him. You read correctly, Bob Saget has a song written about (for?) him, and he's in the video too. This one was too funny not to embed...
One thing I've definitely procrastinated (see yesterday's post) is writing about an upcoming movie I am ridiculously excited about: "Cloverfield".
For those who missed the previews when they saw "Transformers" last summer (and for the rest of you who forgot to go altogether), there is a new movie coming out this month by J.J. Abrams, the creator of "Lost". At that time all we saw was a trailer that gave new meaning to the word "teaser" as the only information we got was that Abrams was the creator, it had something to do with the date 1-18-08, and the head of the Statue of Liberty was going to fly down a New York City street.
Now that's a way to start some hype.
New commercials and trailers are out, and the intrigue has only been magnified. As if the vague imagery of buildings falling, bridges collapsing, soldiers launching missiles and people exploding behind curtains wasn't enough, there is also an entirely different kind of promotion machine out there, and it exists entirely on the web as a super-viral marketing campaign.
For starters, you have 1-18-08.com, a frustratingly vague site that features a bunch of pictures, complete with timestamps and all apparently taken on...wait for it...January 18, 2008. Since it's inception users have been able to move the pictures around, and over time newer (and just as vague) abilities have been packed in. For example, if you take certain pictures like the Japanese chef and give them a quick little drag down and up you can flip them over revealing handwritten notes or, in this case, what looks to be a recipe in Japanese. The most recent addition to the site is a monstrous roar that you'll hear exactly 6:00 minutes at the site (or by just clicking the play button below).
There are countless fan/speculation sites out there (like CloverfieldClues), and if you really want to waste some time you should read the boards at the IMDB page. People go to great lengths doing things like analyzing the trailers and commercials and putting mash-ups on YouTube, most of which revolve around glimpses of the monster.
Many of the characters in the upcoming movie have MySpace pages. A fictional beverage named "Slusho" (which may or may not be an integral part of the plot) has its very own site too, as well as a slew of (odd) commercials. I wouldn't be surprised if we see an actual Slusho beverage available for purchase if the movie takes off.
Slusho's also-fictional parent company, the Tagruato Corporation, also has a site full of over-the-top detailed bogus information. There's even a site for the anti-Tagruato T.I.D.O. Wave, part of "a nonprofit, grassroots, environmental activist organization dedicated to saving our planet from the world's most nefarious corporations". Cool. Why not...
I just am really hoping the movie lives up to at least half of its hype. Oh, and please don't be Godzilla, please.
Well, it's 8:16 PM. I certainly waited long enough today to say:
HAPPY PROCRASTINATOR'S DAY 2008!
If you are at all like me, you'll find yourself sometimes waiting to do things until the last second. It's as if time speeds up the closer to a deadline you get. Below is a good illustration of what I mean (taken from a site with a more elaborate take on the idea).
Of course, there are ways to overcome procrastination, the seemingly most sensible being to set up schedules; i.e. to responsibly start and work through tasks so as to finish on time without any kind of rush near the end. Sounds good in theory, sure. Many procrastinators seem to find alternatives, however, that puts the onus of change somewhere else...namely, their clocks.
It was not that long ago that every clock in my house displayed different times, all of them fast. For my personal alarm I would close my eyes and pay attention to something else while setting the time so I wouldn't know exactly how many minutes fast it actually was. That way, when the alarm went off in the morning, I couldn't calculate what the actual time was and then rationalize another snooze cycle. The mystery of what time it actually was is what ultimately got me up, because I didn't want to be that late.
I've since gotten on board with actual time (and yes, all the clocks in the house tell the same time more or less), though the trick of not knowing how fast a clock is is still a tool commonly used by procrastinators everywhere. To make this even easier, David Seah has created The Procrastinator's Clock, as seen below. It's guaranteed to be up to 15 minutes fast, but it may be the right time, so watch out!
Well, it's New Year's Eve, and what could be more appropriate for this time of reflection than a top 10 of 2007 lists?
How about 50 of them.
TIME recently posted their "50 Top 10 Lists of 2007" complete with pictures, text blurbs, and lots of video clips, a testament to the popularity of online communities like YouTube and Google Video.
It was fun reading all the articles today revolving around the Patriots win last night that capped off a perfect regular season. Many featured speculation about the upcoming playoffs, some basically hated on the achievement altogether, and most touched on the various records the team set during the game.
Around halftime last night, we tried to bring up an actual listing of all of the records that could have potentially been broken during the game...and it took longer than expected. Although Boston.com has a nice pictorial review of most of these records, I decided to compile a listing of all of the NFL team and individual player records the Patriots either set or tied during this 2007 regular season:
The Patriots set the record for most wins in a regular season (which I suppose they would have had even if they finished with a 15-1 record, right?)
Tom Brady set the single-season record for most touchdowns in a season with 50, breaking Peyton Manning's mark of 49 from 2004.
Randy Moss broke the record for most touchdown receptions in a season with 23, surpassing Jerry Rice's total of 22 set in 1987 (in 12 games!).
The Pats scored 589 points in 2007, more than any other team scored in any other regular season. The previous record was 556 points by the 1998 Vikings.
Last night the Patriots broke their own record set in 2004 by winning their last 19 consecutive regular season games (and counting).
Tom Brady connected with Randy Moss for more touchdowns this season than any other quarterback has to any other receiver in any single season, ever. With 23 touchdowns, they shattered the previous high of 18 held by Dan Marino / Mark Clayton and Brett Favre / Sterling Sharpe.
The 2007 Patriots also set a record for most touchdowns scored in a season with 75, breaking Miami's record of 70 (breaking Miami records seems to becoming a theme here...)
Randy Moss became the first receiver in history to get 100 yards in his first 3 games with a new team (oh, and he then got 102 yards receiving in week 4 as well).
In the now infamous "spygate" game against the Jets, Ellis Hobbs returned the opening kickoff of the second half 108 yards for a touchdown setting the NFL record for longest kickoff return.
During the 2007 campaign, 21 different players scored a touchdown for the Patriots, tying the record also held by the 1987 Rams and the 2000 Broncos.
As if that weren't enough, the Pats almost set the record for most points per game as well as the biggest average margin of victory this year too.
Unreal. How anyone thought this was going to be a cakewalk is a mystery to me. Somehow the Giants came out fully Red Bulled and put the pressure on early. At one point in the game they had the biggest lead any team has had on the Patriots all year: 12 points (in the 4th quarter!)...yet somehow Brady and company prevailed.
"It's a great win for our team." -Tom Brady "This is one for the ages." -Chris Collensworth
After Moss dropped that pass I dropped to the floor, laying there silently staring at the ceiling until TLM wasn't sure if something was medically wrong. She then urged me (sorta forcefully) not to count Brady out. Naturally, on the next play, Brady connects with Moss to break both the single season TD passes record and the TD receptions record simultaneously...oh, they took the lead on the play too, by the way.
All records possibly achieved in the game were reached, and there's only one major goal left for this 2007 Patriots team:
The Patriots game against the Giants this Saturday night can now be watched by more than just people in the Boston market (no, not the restaurant chain) and subscribers to the NFL Network, as originally slated. In what will be an unprecedented simulcast, the game will now also be broadcast by CBS and NBC.
"It'll be like the State of the Union address, you can flip to every channel and see it." -Bill Belichick
I'm sure of two things: the people over at ABC must be fuming unless they've already received some kind of compensation for no longer having the exclusive rights to the local market, and that we'll be seeing p-l-e-n-t-y of NFL Network ads and general hype during the game. Believe me when I say that all of those records, starters playing or sitting, even the score in the game will at (most) times be playing second fiddle to NFL propaganda.
Point Two:
It's good to finally see at least one Patriot break away from this "our only goal is to win the Super Bowl" mantra and tell it like it is. Tom Brady laid it out in a locker room interview the day after Christmas:
"We've got a lot of records at stake, the most important one being the 16-0...I hope we achieve that. It would be a great feat for the team. We'd go down as the only team to be 16-0, so that's the goal I've got in mind." -Tom Brady
Though I'm sure winning the Super Bowl is still the supreme goal, it's nice to see a little honesty from the players (if only one so far publicly). Here's a thought: if realizing what they are on the verge of as a team is sinking in, what about all those other records, particularly the individual ones?
What will happen if the Patriots score three defensive touchdowns in the first quarter and essentially lock up the game by the half? Will Brady, Moss et.al. come back to take the field for the third quarter, risking potential injury? What if the team they are facing has already (and most likely will have) pulled their starters? How important are those records, even if only secretly to the individuals themselves?
I know this: we care. We want to see all those records broken. We want to see it happen, no matter what it takes, because we know these types of seasons and these types of chances don't come by everyday. So, Coach, give them a chance to do it, even if it's in the second half.
"Being associated with Santa Claus...there is a lot worse, so I'll take it...When you're a kid, sometimes you dreamed of being on the cover of Sports Illustrated, but that's not the [cover] I pictured." -Bill Belichick
Is it jealousy? Spite perhaps? It's no secret that right now Boston is the place to be a sports fan, what with the World Champion Red Sox, the undefeated Patriots, and the NBA-best Celtics, etc. It's simple: the Patriots (and Boston sports in general) are no longer the underdogs, and subsequently it is no longer hip for peripheral sports fans (if you can call them that) to root for them. Instead, the American way dictates the common moron to shout "down with the victors" and mock guys like Belichick and Brady.
...and so St. Nick somehow managed to find our small little condo yet again, as evidenced by presents under the tree, stockings full of stocking stuff, and some bites taken out of the cookies we left out.
Ok, so we didn't leave out any cookies, but we still managed to start off what could have been one of the most stressful days of the year with an enjoyable exchange of gifts. Then both TLM and I went into full family-holiday-preparation mode, a process involving not only showering, shaving and getting ready to go out, but also preparing ourselves mentally for the socialization that lay ahead.
As opposed to what many of you many be inferring right now, this didn't have anything to do with mustering up enough patience to deal with an annoying relative or friend, but rather beating back the trepidation of us (ok, me) saying something stupid, incoherent, or (and this is my forté) entirely inappropriate to anyone during the course of the day. I think that save for a side conversation I had in front of my uncle's mother about a novelty book about "how to swear in every language", I did ok. Many others will not be able to say the same, I'm sure, before the day is done, and it is in recognition of such accomplishments of verbal tomfoolery that Wired has put out their 2007 Foot-in-Mouth Awards.
My personal runaway favorite from the list: James Watson of Watson and Crick DNA discovery fame:
James Watson, the co-discoverer of DNA, talked his way into retirement by telling a London newspaper that he feared for Africa because black people aren't as smart as whites.
Watson told The Sunday Times he was "inherently gloomy about the prospect of Africa" because "all our social policies are based on the fact that their intelligence is the same as ours -- whereas all the testing says, not really."
TLM and I started what we hope will be a couple of new traditions this year. The first is me making a Christmas Eve Spencer-special meatball dinner, and the second is something both of us would have loved as a tradition growing up but never really had: opening one gift on Christmas Eve.
Well, we're both adults now (at least that's what people tell me), and we can do whatever we want, so we did. I gave her a big plastic bin with 100 plastic cookie cutters inside (which we hope to be using soon), but that pales in comparison to what I saw when I opened the gift she gave me: a Wireless Weather Station featuring Oscar Outlook Forecaster.
For some reason, I've come close to buying some sort of indoor/outdoor thermometer (weather stations as they're called I know now) more than a few times last year, and TLM apparently picked up on it. The gadget she gave me is better than anything I was eyeballing, I assure you, and it even comes with a name (we...ok, I...like to name our gizmos). As for Oscar the weatherman, I'll let the video speak for itself.
The weather held off, but it's fifteen down, one to go. The Patriots are too far along now to not achieve this. I know they'll preach the "15 one-game winning streaks", but I doubt in the locker room next week they'll be thinking about moving on the the playoffs. Next week is about a lot of things, but what will be on the mind of everyone is nothing except one thing:
In my meandering across the web for yesterday's post about Futurama, I came across lots of images and stills from the series. I also came across some original artwork, like the image above by "Satomi-Chan", that portrayed the show's characters as if they were anime. I was particularly impressed with the less-bubbly work of "spacecoyote", and her vision of the Futurama world (and also the Simpsons world), as seen below. Both galleries, hosted at deviantart.com, are definitely worth checking out.
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