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Monday, March 27, 2006

G.I. Joe vs Transformers


Apparently a few years ago both Marvel and Devil's Due came out with comic series entitled "G.I. Joe and the Transformers" and "G.I. Joe vs Transformers" respectively. As much as I love both of these all-time toy lines, I have reservations about anyone trying to tie them in together, but will read the comics with an open mind (if I happen to see one and have lots of free time!). Maybe they'll come out with a movie....I know, you could have Freddy and Jason vs Cobra Commander and Megatron!

Too Young to Drive

There is much talk in the State House of how old children should be before they are allowed to get a driver's license. The popular vote there seems to be that 16 1/2 is too young, and there is a push to move the age up to 17 1/2.

Now, don't get me wrong, when I was coming up on 16, I was all about being soon able to drive. Now, years later, I most certainly have a new opinion. I agree whole-heartedly with those on Capitol Hill, and think that these days "childhood" is something that lasts a lot longer, and the responsibility one must have to drive is NOT something the majority of children is ready to take on at 16 1/2.

One of the weaker arguments presented for keeping the current driving age is that it is "a rite of passage that can usher teenagers into adulthood by teaching them responsibility and providing the freedom to get around without relying on their parents". Look, if you want to usher your kids into adulthood, make them get a job and earn their own money instead of charging them with a responsibility that puts their and other drivers' lives in danger.

Forget 17 1/2. I say push the age to 18. Furthermore, let's make it a requirement to pass a driving test EVERY time you renew your license. Oh, and for all you drunk drivers out there, how about this: one strike, you're out...no more license for life. Handing a vehicle is no joke and is something that should not be treated lightly, and we need to make and enforce legislation that emphasizes it as such.

Friday, March 24, 2006

Monday, March 20, 2006

Bye Bye, BroYo


A Dirt Dog Goodbye


Well, thanks for everything BroYo. You were on that team, oh that wonderful team, that won the 2004 World Series, and you'll get a few free meals around Boston for that for years, I'm sure. Does this mean M's autographed copy of "Covering the Bases" is now worth less (or was it worthless)?

Friday, March 17, 2006

St. Patrick's Day 2006

Darby O'Gill and the Little People

Three wishes I'll grant you, big wishes and small, but if you wish a fourth wish, you lose them all!

Happy St. Patty's Day!
 

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Pi Day 2006

So yesterday (3/14) was Pi Day. Ah, pi...usually the first number people are exposed to that has no ending and no repeating pattern inside. Fun for middle schoolers everywhere...

This is a (weird) vid from at least 20 years ago that I guess tries to get kids excited about pi. Really it's more trippy than educational. Who the hell are these monotoned wizard types and why are they killing the happy children? What does that have to do with pi? Who came up with this?

I swear at one point, while we are passing through a television being cradled by a masked wrestler type, we hear somebody say "Yo I know this pi shit backwards and forwards", followed by a rap which starts out "I did three chicks then I pointed at the door..." How kid-appropriate is this, anyway? Or maybe things were just a bit more lax in the 70's.

Ides of March


Ah, the Ides of March. Not a bad day for anyone not named Ceasar.

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Top 10 Coolest Alarm Clocks

I'm one of those people who has an uncanny ability to develop an immunity to whatever alarm clock I have trying to get me up in the morning. I've been through all the motions: moving the alarm clock across the room so I'd have to get up to turn it off, randomly changing the time the night before to make it an unknown number of minutes fast, even putting a box around it so I can't simply hit the snooze button in the morning.

Well, there are new and creative solutions out there for people like me. Behold, the "10 Coolest Alarm Clocks", according to HiptechBlog.com.

There are some interesting ideas here. I think it a good move to get the waking mind to solve some sort of puzzle right away, just enough to get the fire going in your brain. This works based on the assumption that you won't get frustrated and break the thing, of course.

Oh, and imagine trying to find the alarm clock to hit the snooze after it has cleverly hidden itself away somewhere in the room? Aaargh...

Thanks to M for the heads up on this.

Rollie Theodore Sakers

Rollie Theodore SakersOk, back to less heavy topics.

I came across this site, one dedicated to Rollie Theodore Sakers, who was featured on one of my favorite albums of all time, Sublime's "Robbin the Hood". His rants are infamous.

On the site, you can hear a full half hour of his "semantic blockage" rant, recorded while he was in a halfway house somewhere in California (there's a link to download it to), along with what is supposedly the only known picture of him. He doesn't look like what I expected; I sorta thought he was more Charlie Manson-ish based on his voice. I dunno.

WARNING: This guy is ridiculously foul-mouthed, so if there are kids around, move them :)